It's really kind of simple! Make a pill, powder, gas, liquid that cures DSBP, DBBP, DFBP! What you may ask are those? It stands for Delusional Softball Parent, Baseball Parent, Football Parent, or for that matter any Sports Parent! So let me see if I can be one! Hi' You don't know me, but let me tell you about my kid. She is probably (well she is) the best softball player on the team and the most popular. She is the #1 pitcher and has 36 different pitches which of course are all strikes. She is the best hitter on the team with the most home runs and is also the prettiest girl out there. And by the way, she has every D1 college looking at her and wanting her to come play for them. She is by far the smartest kid in her school and has the most friends too! I love this sport, don't you? Oh' and she also plays 5 other sports that she is an All-Star on as well! This will be a rough summer as we will have to decide which college she will be going to in 3 years. By the way which kid is your's?
Wow!! That was kind of fun. I guess I know now why they exist
Wow!! That was kind of fun. I guess I know now why they exist