Thou shalt not

[Westwind]

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[The Man In Blue]

I can think of MANY things that should be addressed long before TIME and MONEY spent on that bs. How many fields/dugouts have that banner? How many 1000s spent?

I heard the umpires got together and pooled all of their LL game checks for the season to pay for it.