Tallahassee and Softball

[WARRIORMIKE]

So you just finished having practice. You’re at the park talking things over with your players and how well they did. Some of them are extremely excited about playing in an upcoming tourney. It’s dark at the park. You noticed that there is a slight fog coming in your way as well. You hear a very low mummer sound. You noticed that its coming from one of your parents. But they are walking really slowly and he looks really pale. You don’t know if he is sick or what. As he gets closer to your team you notice that he is actually about to pose a threat. He wants the brains of your players. He is a ZOMBIE!!!

What do you do..................???

 

[chinamigarden]

Get him to pay his dds team payment in full then use a silver bullet

 

[Eric F]

Your practice includes defense, right?...stolen base defense, bunt defense, zombie defense. If you've done your job as their coach, the kids should know exactly what to do.

 

[WARRIORMIKE]

cmon, a composite bat to the cranium will fix a lot. Don't forget to double tap!!

 

[Eric F]

Yes. Bat-to-head is a key part of the zombie defense play. Be sure to remind them to drive with the hips and finish with a good follow-through.

 

[WARRIORMIKE]

What about a fastball?? Weapon of choice?

 

[bucket pinata]

Bust out his teeth and load him up with all the gear and point him toward the car.

 

[Sweet Lou]

fast zombie or slow zombie?

 

[WARRIORMIKE]

fast zombie or slow zombie?

You decide

 

[GOINGDEEP]

Last time I saw a fog coming from a parent, all he had/wanted were the munchies.