So my 12U girls LL SB team is 2-3 going into today's DH and HC from our first opponent calls me this morning to say he doesn't have a legal lineup (minimum 7). Half his team cancelled the night before. Get that? So we win via forfeit for the first game.
Okay, fine. So we have an abbreviated team practice, instead. We walk to each base and discuss leading and stealing techniques. We talk about aggressive running and playing with purpose. I embarrass my two coaches because they can't answer the question, "why should our runner at third take her lead in foul territory and not on the baseline?" You shoulda seen the looks on their faces when I told them why. I love doing that to the ACs. Keeps them in line while keeping the team's illusion that I'm a great HC.
Anyhoo...time for game 2. The other team's coach informs me they have only 7 girls and one of them got HBP in their first DH game and may not be able to play. Since I know this girl very well I talk to her while she's at the concession stand waiting for her sour patch kids and tell her she has to play or all the girls on her team will hate her and spit David Sunflower Seeds at her.
My pep talk works and the game starts. Having fun, etc., then before the start of the 3rd inning (and after a right good spanking thanks to our base running), HC announces that they're done playing. Game over. Another forfeit. Line 'em up! "Good game, good game, good game!" (It wasn't a good game, just like it wasn't a good fight when Godzilla stepped on Bambi). Turns out the HBP girl didn't want to play anymore...because she WANTED TO GO SHOPPING WITH HER MOM!!!!!
Seriously, WTF??? Why can't people commit to a team anymore? Is it so hard to say "NO!" to your DD when she says she wants to play lacrosse, field hockey, basketball, Lego Challenge (let that one sink in for a few moments), and soccer....ALL AT THE SAME F**CKING TIME?
On one hand, I have to blame the parents. OTOH, I partially blame the coaches for setting a lax, zombie tone at the beginning of the season. I set a very strict tone right from the get-go and I group-text my team's parents often to keep in touch and remind them of practices and games and I react harshly to those who don't give proper notice, or no notice at all. One time I made a parent cry. That was a good day. But, seriously! Who spends this kind of money and continuously no-shows or takes it so nonchalantly? I've been AC for about 12 years and HC for the last one yr and I've never seen this kind of behaviour. I seriously would not be surprised if a parent called me up and said her little precious can't play today because there's a Maypole convention and she has to attend because she's the tallest!
Oh yeah...wouldn't it be great if the slow runners on the team got their cleats set on fire at first base and there was a fire extinguisher at second and the only way to put it out was to steal second?
Did I ever tell you guys that I was so frustrated one day that I went into the dugout during a game and bit into a softball and tore a chunk out and spit it at our third baseman? Okay, I didn't do that but there was a game I coached one day that was so bad it gave me pink eye.
Sorry for the venting...had to let that out. Please feel free to continue the rational and civilized softball discussions! Oh wait, yeah.....
Okay, fine. So we have an abbreviated team practice, instead. We walk to each base and discuss leading and stealing techniques. We talk about aggressive running and playing with purpose. I embarrass my two coaches because they can't answer the question, "why should our runner at third take her lead in foul territory and not on the baseline?" You shoulda seen the looks on their faces when I told them why. I love doing that to the ACs. Keeps them in line while keeping the team's illusion that I'm a great HC.
Anyhoo...time for game 2. The other team's coach informs me they have only 7 girls and one of them got HBP in their first DH game and may not be able to play. Since I know this girl very well I talk to her while she's at the concession stand waiting for her sour patch kids and tell her she has to play or all the girls on her team will hate her and spit David Sunflower Seeds at her.
My pep talk works and the game starts. Having fun, etc., then before the start of the 3rd inning (and after a right good spanking thanks to our base running), HC announces that they're done playing. Game over. Another forfeit. Line 'em up! "Good game, good game, good game!" (It wasn't a good game, just like it wasn't a good fight when Godzilla stepped on Bambi). Turns out the HBP girl didn't want to play anymore...because she WANTED TO GO SHOPPING WITH HER MOM!!!!!
Seriously, WTF??? Why can't people commit to a team anymore? Is it so hard to say "NO!" to your DD when she says she wants to play lacrosse, field hockey, basketball, Lego Challenge (let that one sink in for a few moments), and soccer....ALL AT THE SAME F**CKING TIME?
On one hand, I have to blame the parents. OTOH, I partially blame the coaches for setting a lax, zombie tone at the beginning of the season. I set a very strict tone right from the get-go and I group-text my team's parents often to keep in touch and remind them of practices and games and I react harshly to those who don't give proper notice, or no notice at all. One time I made a parent cry. That was a good day. But, seriously! Who spends this kind of money and continuously no-shows or takes it so nonchalantly? I've been AC for about 12 years and HC for the last one yr and I've never seen this kind of behaviour. I seriously would not be surprised if a parent called me up and said her little precious can't play today because there's a Maypole convention and she has to attend because she's the tallest!
Oh yeah...wouldn't it be great if the slow runners on the team got their cleats set on fire at first base and there was a fire extinguisher at second and the only way to put it out was to steal second?
Did I ever tell you guys that I was so frustrated one day that I went into the dugout during a game and bit into a softball and tore a chunk out and spit it at our third baseman? Okay, I didn't do that but there was a game I coached one day that was so bad it gave me pink eye.
Sorry for the venting...had to let that out. Please feel free to continue the rational and civilized softball discussions! Oh wait, yeah.....