After reading some of these posts I now believe this old joke is actually more true than a joke: The reason girls don't have to wear protective cups is because their brains are in their heads.
We have practice balls and we have game balls. And the game balls do NOT get used outside of games. Ever. (my coach went off at me for using it at pitching training) We get six a year. After that we pay.
A friend worked for a construction company that washed and waxed their earthmoving machinery.
Very little has surprised me in the world of OCD since then.