New org. in Theory ;-)

[guero_gordo]

Starting new org. in Theory, Utopia.

Some details about our program:
In Theory, there is no practice.
In Theory, all coaches are qualified, and fair.
In Theory, only the best talent will come to tryouts.
In Theory, players will be perfectly matched to team and position.
In Theory, playing time will be perfectly balanced.
In Theory, our pitchers will never give up a base or run.



Everything is better in Theory, you know your daughter would be better off if sh
she could just play here.
contact dreamweaver@optimal.ut.

 

[WARRIORMIKE]

Huh? Is this rec ball ?

 

[1bucketmom]

all coaches will be qualified and fair???????

that is some deep "theory"

 

[guero_gordo]

We're getting shirts printed with "Perfection is our Ideal" on the back. Order now. ;-)

 

[PA SB Dad]

In theory, the players are all orphans...

 

[Sparky Guy]

Do not attempt to adjust your television. We have taken control. You have just entered the Twilight Zone!!!

 

[Lenski]

all coaches will be qualified and fair???????

that is some deep "theory"

Only the best talent shows up for tryouts is up there too concerning deep theory.

 

[Lenski]

Do not attempt to adjust your television. We have taken control. You have just entered the Twilight Zone!!!

C'mon Sparky!


The Outer Limits:

There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now in control of the transmission. We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousands channels, or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the next hour, we will control all that you see and hear.



Twilight Zone:

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call ... The Twilight Zone.

The Twilight Zone - Rush lyrics

A pleasant faced man steps up to greet you
He smiles and says he's pleased to meet you
Beneath his hat the strangeness lies
Take it off, he's got three eyes
Truth is false and logic lost
Now the fourth dimension is crossed

You have entered the Twilight Zone
Beyond this world strange things are known
Use the key, unlock the door
See what your fate might have in store
Come explore your dreams' creation
Enter this world of imagination

Wake up lost in an empty town
Wondering why no one else is around
Look up to see a giant boy
You've just become his brand new toy
No escape, no place to hide
Here where time and space collide


Twilight Zone - Golden Earring lyrics

Nobody cares.......lol

 

[Perfect Circle]

No Fees...

 

[Sparky Guy]

C'mon Sparky!

Was too lazy to look it up and get it right. Guess we're both showing our age.. heheheheh