What Did I Miss???

[Classof2020]

So I have been out of the loop on DFP for a few weeks now - first we have the viruses attacking my work computer that brought IT to my desk and forced a cut-off, then I proceeded to get in a car accident and then followed that up with jury duty. I feel like I'll never catch up.

I need the cliff notes version for the last 3 weeks

 

[JJsqueeze]

some parents are having playing time issues, some have buyer's remorse on their August team choices, Java still seems to know what he is talking about, Bucket Pinatas DDs (both of them) still throw harder than your kid and the older one is developing some nice leadership skills (as if freakish athletic ability weren't enough of a blessing she seems to be a great kid).. Do not attempt to get pancakes in the next two days in South Carolina even though the signs says 2 days only and if you were planning on getting a title loan you better hope you are not under water...

Rick Pauley is still a cross between Jesus and Yoda with a touch of your favorite uncle thrown in...what a mensch
There are some GIFs in the hitting forums that have nothing to do with the original posts.

oh...and FFS is still an asshat....


That about sums it up...welcome back.

 

[JJsqueeze]

and I think Ken B may have bumped a few good threads again...I do not think Cannonball has posted that he deleted a post recently though.

 

[chinamigarden]

We are all leaving here and reconvening at discusssocer.com Needless to say a lot has changed.

 

[Rocketech1]

We watched video of a rise ball actually rising and jumping over the bat..........oh wait, never mind......

 

[JJsqueeze]

OILF came back and she is super nice.

 

[WARRIORMIKE]

OILF came back and she is super nice.

Please do not talk about my BFF like that!! LOL

 

[JohnnyO]

wow, I didn't know DFP had this service, ya mean to tell me I don't have to watch the "what's new" thread every hour. I can leave for a bit and you guys can give me a list of everything I missed. How great is that. Where do I pay?

 

[Classof2020]

I seriously almost titled this What Did I Miss JJ!!! Because I knew he'd have all the news and it would be way better than reading it all myself ��