I find these posts hilarious because have you ever seen one looking for a weak 3rd pitcher.
Something like: ASA National bound team looking for that 3rd pitcher to hold down the bench and cheer the others on with excitement. She must have good dugout manners and support the other players while she stays cool in the shade. She needs to be athletic so just in case our #1 pitcher gets hot, we can sub her in to run the bases. A good attitude is a must!
I also get a kick out of coaches who pick up a RINGOR or two to go to a World Series with their team, then go back home and brag about how well they did on the message boards when they post their tryouts announcement for next season.