Brown Rotting Turds
Hmmm not sure if this team name would gather competitive players,
It's all in the marketing and goal-setting.
''Right now, we're brown and rotting. But with work, we can change that. By mid-summer, we can be Golden Turds. Maybe by second-year 12U, we won't be Turds at all. With time, we can become Cow Chips. But right now, until we stopped getting flushed and smeared, we're the Brown Rotting Turds.''