I have participated in discussions on this forum while under the influence of caffeine and/or alcohol and/or prescription pain medication. I have a strict policy with myself about alcohol, however. I only drink when I'm awake.
Just want to make sure I understand the OP correctly. Drugs are to be given out to random DFP members and we'll evaluate their posts for technical content, clarity, and grammar? Maybe I'm mistaken, but isn't that the same testing program that was implemented when the Hitting Forum became subdivided into the Practical and Theological Hitting forums?