Random drug testing for DFP members !

[WARRIORMIKE]

Most of you will fail! Lmao

 

[NorthMS]

My issues require a neurosurgeon, not a specimen cup.

 

[quincy]

Alcohol or just drugs? I might be able to pass one of them.

 

[Coachmom]

To be clear alcohol is a drug.

[video]https://youtu.be/OOCdIY_HKM4[/video]

 

[Cannonball]

I will pass. I won't hardly take a Tylenol. Most people don't believe this but I have never taken a drink of alcohol in my life. Yes, I am religious but that has nothing to do with my choice. I grew up in a bad place and so, made a promise to myself that I would never do drugs or alcohol ever and end up like those I grew up with.

 

[JJsqueeze]

I am trying to not be controversial today....and I do not want either of my girls experimenting with alcohol or weed in high school, BUT if either graduate college without smoking a bowl I will consider myself a failure as a parent.

oops wrong thread...but I would pass a drug test....would fail an alcohol test sometimes.

 

[redhotcoach]

Yes, but I have a script for my conditions....YES I do have several conditions. I tend to get headaches in the morning after I have had too much to drink. I get sunburned when I drink outside for too long. I can't sleep well when I have coffee desert drinks too late at night. Oh and the worst of all, my kids, my boss, and sometimes my wife nag too much and it tends to get on my nerves. So don't be too quick to judge!

 

[rdbass]

Most of you will fail! Lmao

I think I passed......

 

[RubberBiscuit]

I'll just move to one of those west coast free love free drug states and become legal overnight

 

[KCPRK]

It is St Pattys Day!