Given the personal nature of your replies, I suspect that I'm hitting close to home. While you're busy stuffing straw-men and serving up red herring, you're missing the point. Is it intentional? Who besides you equates a change-ups and squeeze plays with a coach telling his players to run in circles and fall down in the dirt in an effort to draw an ill-advised throw to 1B?
Do not take it personal, I just do not take myself quite as seriously as perhaps you do yourself. The OP was not intended for the Platinum, Gold Elite Select Premier Teams such as yours. I am just always struck by a coaches claims of their teams grandeur that is due in large part to their superior coaching. But to each their own. It sounds from your post that you are a great coach and have an tremendous team. As you stated you are above having some fun with the shenanigans described and do not abide those who would. I am sure you and yours lack for very little except possibly some humility.